The 30k chicken I was begging my neighbor to sell to me for 25k during Christmas, she has now come to beg me to take it for 15k.

I put my toothpick in my mouth and told her I have 8k last.

After all, December madness has finished and everybody has returned to factory setting.

“Neighbour oya take it for 10k na” she begged

“Na 8k remain for me account. Make I transfer? ” I said nonchalantly

“Oya na” she replied looking defeated.

“You go sell two? Make I send 16k at once” i said giving her a bombastic side eye as I opened my bank app

” Chai neighbour you wiked o” she exclaimed.

I Agree.

After all she started the wickedness by denying me Christmas chicken with her outrageous price.

Las las all I can add ontop the 8k is 200 naira.

Let her use that one for POS charge

Nonsense and ingredients greed.